P365 D7: Signs of Male Domestication

This has to be one of the strangest things I own, the Conair NE152CS Ultimate Turbo Nose/Ear Trimmer , while I haven't been blessed with hairy ear rims, I do have some long stinking nose hairs. So Jennifer bought one of these for me a couple of birthdays ago and about once a month I stick this contraption up my nostrils and rotorroot them. Every time I do this, I'm always perplexed as who thought sticking a nose trimmer was safe and a good idea. This also always reminds that I'm becoming uber-domesticated because back in my single days I would just yank the nose hairs out and then sneeze like crazy for 72 hours.