First off let me say that if the zombie apocalypse happens before we move to Australia I will be highly unamused.
Afterwords no problem, Perth is far enough away from the rest of civilization that it might take awhile for them to get there. Plus, judging by my own ethnographic observations of watching two and half zombie movies, the undead are not the greatest ocean navigators and aerial navigation does not seem plausible. Even if they can swim they also have open wounds so might be tasty snacks for the sharks that frequent the beaches, in turn causing the obesity shark epidemic.
Basically win-win for us, conditional on this whole Armageddon thing occurring at the end of the month after we are in the air.
Alas, pre-doomsday preparations have begun and we are now feeling to feel the mass panic of the situation of moving a small army of children half-way across the world as well as placing pets dotted thoughout North America. In addition, we will have a small mountain of luggage to transport. These are only those thing that are in cargo and not the carry-ons.
Afterwords no problem, Perth is far enough away from the rest of civilization that it might take awhile for them to get there. Plus, judging by my own ethnographic observations of watching two and half zombie movies, the undead are not the greatest ocean navigators and aerial navigation does not seem plausible. Even if they can swim they also have open wounds so might be tasty snacks for the sharks that frequent the beaches, in turn causing the obesity shark epidemic.
Basically win-win for us, conditional on this whole Armageddon thing occurring at the end of the month after we are in the air.
Alas, pre-doomsday preparations have begun and we are now feeling to feel the mass panic of the situation of moving a small army of children half-way across the world as well as placing pets dotted thoughout North America. In addition, we will have a small mountain of luggage to transport. These are only those thing that are in cargo and not the carry-ons.
