1)Octomom - the picture below pretty much says it all.

2) Jon and Kate - in the words of Bob Marley, kind of sort of - "The truth always come into the light"

3) Sarah Palin - Going rogue her and wishing her to leave the rest of us alone in 2010 - although like Herpes, America is likely to carry around like luggage until the world ends in 2012.

4) Texas heat - I hope everyone is right and 2009 wasn't how it really is down here in border country.

5) New Moon - I honestly don't see the appeal of these movies - 40 yr old woman all ovulating simultaneously at the sight of an airbrushed 16 year old werewolf or some brooding Cedric Diggory. Maybe I'm just upset because when these movies come out it is like I'm a Edward Diggory widow.